im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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