we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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