You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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