soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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