Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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