I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Randomize
