You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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