Porn is love you can see.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Mom said you looked used
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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