This girl is more easily done than said...
apparently the secret to your success is patron
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize