I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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