Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
