I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
