u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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