soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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