How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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