Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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what are you doing with your life
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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