walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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