I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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