Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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