I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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