HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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