Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
sex in a hospital.. check
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
