Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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