I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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