Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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