My room smells like vodka and shame
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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