he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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