Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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