I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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