I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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