I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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