You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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