okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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