His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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