: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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