New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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