I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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