She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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