I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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