how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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