I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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