fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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