First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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