There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We left the knife in your bed.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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