"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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