Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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