Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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