she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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