in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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