Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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