That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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