D3 body, D1 cock
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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