dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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