hows the party?
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be there in 10
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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