I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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