I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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