question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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